this duck LOVES pink drink
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“men dont like that. its such a turn off”
good . turn off . where is ur off button . shut up . please stop making noise
Anonymous asked:
What could you eat everyday without getting sick of it?
disgustinggf answered:
pussy
Gotta get married so I can avoid situations with a “oh sorry I can’t, my wife needs me home asap” and then go home to my beautiful wife
“I think it’s important to realize you can miss something, but not want it back.”
— Paulo Coelho
bro quit shielding me from danger with your body you're going to make the audience think we're gay
brooooo i'm serious stop pushing me up against the wall when you confront me about how reckless and foolish i am don't you realize how homoerotic that looks
no bro don't offer to follow me wherever i may go even to the ends of the earth that's so gay haha
